The Joy of Randomness
Quote of the Week:
"God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin'just always makes you hungry and horny?"
~Faith, BtVS - Faith, Hope and Trick, Season 3
Quote of the Week:
"God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin'just always makes you hungry and horny?"
~Faith, BtVS - Faith, Hope and Trick, Season 3
11 Comments:
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Jesus could play neither.
No pigskin, you know.
And then the bat is soooo phallic!
baseball...
football is of the divil.
baseball is a game one can play everyday. football is for weenies...they only play once a week.
and we all know jesus aint no wennie
(This was originally posted on my facebook page, and I thought I would share it here)
From Kris (Luther Sem):
This is a very tough issue, here's my dilema:
1) Jesus said, "when a man hits you on one side of the cheek, turn and allow him to hit you on the other" (in other words, "turn the other cheek"). In football YOU hit the other guy hard and you hit him first.
2) Jesus said that "he came to fulfill the Law, not to abolish it." The fifth commandment says, "though shall not steal." In baseball "though shall steal and though must steal."
3) St.Paul (I think) talks about Jesus being surrounded by "so great a cloud of witnesses" - witnesses are of course saints... New Orleans Saints... so football. However...
4) In baseball you have the (San Diego *named after the saint*) Padres who are the workers of Christ's kingdom here on earth AND you have the (Anaheim) Angels - Cherubim, Seraphim, and the whole gambit - surrounding the throne of glory on which Christ sits.
5) The parable of the prodigal son who eventually came running home - HOME RUN.
Bottom line: Jesus is a Baseball Guy
(Again, originally posted on Facebook)
David said:
angry jesus or passive jesus?
angry jesus would like football
passive jesus would like baseball.
(This one is from my MySpace page)
Smith said:
We all know that Jesus played for the Jeruselum Giants. So, baseball, definitely.
http://www.danstpaul.com/baseball.html
This is footage of the first baseball game.
Who is Jesus and why do we have to decide what' he's going to do? Can't he think for himself?
I think that's why the whole "WWJD?" fad started...cause this poor Jesus guy really had NO IDEA what he WOULD do in a given situation, so he's using the rest of us to make decisions in life, and he just kinda follows along...
we are baptist...make a decision for jesus. that is what that means, right? Tripp?
OOHHHHHhhhhhhh! I totally get it now!
We tell Jesus who he is. That's the deal. Yes.
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