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Friday, September 21, 2007

"Fun With Clipart: WWJD?"



Here is the Friday installment of "WWJD?" The comments are open, please leave your 2 cents and let us know: Baseball or Football?

11 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

footbase-ball
basefoot-ball

9:19 AM  
Blogger Tripp Hudgins said...

Jesus could play neither.

No pigskin, you know.

And then the bat is soooo phallic!

9:19 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

baseball...

football is of the divil.

baseball is a game one can play everyday. football is for weenies...they only play once a week.

and we all know jesus aint no wennie

9:28 AM  
Blogger Mae said...

(This was originally posted on my facebook page, and I thought I would share it here)

From Kris (Luther Sem):
This is a very tough issue, here's my dilema:
1) Jesus said, "when a man hits you on one side of the cheek, turn and allow him to hit you on the other" (in other words, "turn the other cheek"). In football YOU hit the other guy hard and you hit him first.
2) Jesus said that "he came to fulfill the Law, not to abolish it." The fifth commandment says, "though shall not steal." In baseball "though shall steal and though must steal."
3) St.Paul (I think) talks about Jesus being surrounded by "so great a cloud of witnesses" - witnesses are of course saints... New Orleans Saints... so football. However...
4) In baseball you have the (San Diego *named after the saint*) Padres who are the workers of Christ's kingdom here on earth AND you have the (Anaheim) Angels - Cherubim, Seraphim, and the whole gambit - surrounding the throne of glory on which Christ sits.
5) The parable of the prodigal son who eventually came running home - HOME RUN.

Bottom line: Jesus is a Baseball Guy

12:29 PM  
Blogger Mae said...

(Again, originally posted on Facebook)

David said:

angry jesus or passive jesus?

angry jesus would like football

passive jesus would like baseball.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Mae said...

(This one is from my MySpace page)

Smith said:

We all know that Jesus played for the Jeruselum Giants. So, baseball, definitely.

http://www.danstpaul.com/baseball.html

This is footage of the first baseball game.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Jesus and why do we have to decide what' he's going to do? Can't he think for himself?

12:49 PM  
Blogger Mae said...

I think that's why the whole "WWJD?" fad started...cause this poor Jesus guy really had NO IDEA what he WOULD do in a given situation, so he's using the rest of us to make decisions in life, and he just kinda follows along...

12:52 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

we are baptist...make a decision for jesus. that is what that means, right? Tripp?

1:39 PM  
Blogger Mae said...

OOHHHHHhhhhhhh! I totally get it now!

1:40 PM  
Blogger Tripp Hudgins said...

We tell Jesus who he is. That's the deal. Yes.

3:57 PM  

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