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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

"I'm sorry! I swear I'll never poop my pants again!!!"



This was on the back page of a catalog that came in to work the other day. I was slightly taken aback when I saw that this company was selling baby cages! I mean really, what could a baby do that's so bad that it deserves to go to prison!! And don't forget, the "Optional Storage Drawer" for the really naughty infants! This is supposed to keep infants "Safe and Comfortable"...but look at that poor child's face: does it look "comfortable" or "safe" to you?? I'd say "terrified" and "penitent" are the looks I see on that baby's face.

I think we all need to take action on this: Just say NO to infant incarceration!

2 Comments:

Blogger Mae said...

(from Sally on MySpace):

but you can get it in "medium" and "natural oak"!

That would coordinate with any decor!

I find that "terrified" blends well with medium oak and a nice shade of beige on the walls.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Mae said...

(from Smith on MySpace):

I like that they're stackable. Look at it! You can have four on top of each other. It takes up no more space than a double bed.

And what parent doesn't want their child to have that authentic "Prisoner of War" experience. I know mine did and i turned out just fine...What!?!

9:23 AM  

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